totally fucked up…… and messed up

August 2nd, 2008 by emilcakepbanget

cuma pengen nulis judul yang keren aja,
belaga sok puitis and dramatis
emang si akhirnya tragis,,,,,
mau dibilang betrayed ya boleh…
tapi kok ya ga bisa disalahin..
dasar belegug,,,,
ga nyangka status tulisan di backgrond "every heart bleeds and even angel are allowed to cry" itu bakal jadi diterjemahan secara literally…
my heart bleeding, and an angel like me are allowed to cry.. wakkakkak….
does I deserve treted like this???
rescurecting my self in the dark side of my self,,
trying to convince myself….
that I alredy lost in my mind..

hay bitch…… damn girl or whatever….

August 1st, 2008 by emilcakepbanget

thanks……

thankss for everything,,,

I don’t wanna say that your’e the bitch…

just let the other regards you as whatever it takes….

I was abandonned in worst condition….

left behind with a pain inside….

feeling worhtless…

hate and betrayed…..

gatau

May 15th, 2007 by emilcakepbanget

gatau,,
malem ini ga kaya biasanya,, ngtantuuuuuk banget
ga tau deh waktu ketiduran ada telpon apa ga….kalo bener ada bakal berabe neeh
waktu istirahat juga tidurnya keblablasen
sampe dibangunin spv… ampuuun deee
ga kaya biasanya kauyak gini,l malah biasanya istirahat ga tidur pun ga masalah…….
what’s happen to me
is there anything wrong with mee????????????????

TYPES OF WOMEN

March 6th, 2007 by emilcakepbanget



HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything,  FOREVER.

RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her  off.

WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing  right,
but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is  good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to  access.

SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA  Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman:
She  is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says,  eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are  not expecting her, she comes,
installs herself and uses all your resources.

If you try to uninstall her you will loose something if  you don’t try to
uninstall her you will be rendered useless… ;p

Sex Dan Kegunaannya

March 6th, 2007 by emilcakepbanget


1.
Studi menunjukkan bahwa ketika wanita bercinta, mereka memproduksi
hormon estrogen dua kali lipat, yang membuat rambut mereka berkilau dan
kulit mereka lebih halus. (Tak perlu beli shampo!)

2. Hubungan intim yang lembut dan rileks mengurangi resiko terkena
dermatitis, mengurangi jerawat dan membuat kulit bercahaya. (Tak perlu
pembersih muka!)

3. Seks juga membakar kalori yang telah disantap sebelumnya, misalnya
dalam acara makan malam yang romantis. (Tak perlu ikut program
pelangsingan tubuh!)

4. Seks merupakan olahraga yang paling aman, karena meregangkan dan
menggerakkan seluruh otot-otot tubuh. Dan tentu saja, jauh lebih asyik,
ketimbang berenang 20 kali bolak-balik. (Tak perlu ikut klub olahraga!)

5. Frustasi atau depresi ringan? Para ahli mengatakan bahwa seks adalah
‘obat’ instan untuk menyembuhkan kedua hal itu. Sebab, seks membuat
tubuh melepas endorfin kedalam aliran darah, yang kemudian memproduksi
rasa eforia. Hasilnya, anda merasa diri anda menjadi lebih komplet.
(Tak perlu beli BMW!)

6. Lebih banyak seks yang anda lakukan, lebih banyak lagi kenikmatan
yang akan anda tawarkan kepada pasangan. Tubuh yang aktif secara
seksual, memberi zat kimia yang disebut feromon. Ini adalah aroma yang
akan membuat lawan jenis anda tergila-gila. (Tak perlu pergi ke dukun!)

7. Seks adalah ‘obat penenang’ teraman di dunia. Konon, efektivitasnya
10 kali lebih baik ketimbang valium. (Tak perlu beli obat penenang!).

8. Berciuman setiap hari juga akan membuat anda tak perlu sering-sering
berkunjung ke dokter gigi. Berciuman membuat ludah mencuci bekas-bekas
makanan dan mengurangi kadar asam yang mengakibatkan pembusukan, serta
mencegah penumpukan plak. (Tak perlu beli obat kumur!)

9. Sakit kepala juga bisa dihilangkan oleh seks yang nikmat. Sesi-sesi
percintaan akan melepas ketegangan yang menghalangi beredarnya darah di
otak. (Tak perlu beli obat sakit kepala!)

10. Kegunaan seks yang terakhir adalah sebagai antihistamin. Seks akan
membantu memerangi asma dan demam. (Tak perlu beli tabung oksigen!)

10 reason of choosing pornstar than ordinary girl “”quoted “

February 22nd, 2007 by emilcakepbanget

quoted"
10 reasons why you should marry a pornstar instead of a common girl

1. pornstars are more professional in sex
2. they have no ego, meaning they won’t refuse to do dirty work like those rich spoilt girls do
3. research states that woman with healthy sex lifestyle tends to have a healthier child
4. pornstars are mostly prettier and sexier than any girls u find on the street
5. in the case of desperation, what your wife earns in a few hours is equivalent to what a career wife would earn in 10 years
6. you don’t have to visit a brothel or a club, simply because your
wife is much prettier than the low class sluts in the brothel or one
night stands in the club
7. you will save the money wasted from buying / downloading porn
movies, cos’ u already have ur own live show with you taking part in it
8. ur friends, colleagues, and neighbours will be extremely jealous of
your hot and sexy wife without knowing your wife true identity
9. they are easier to approach since they are already very familiar
with male species, unlike some girls next door who view male as
comparable to ape
10. you won’t have nightmares in the form of career wife, take away meals and bitching-about-work sessions in bed

February 18th, 2007 by emilcakepbanget

>>HAPPY FUCKLENTINES DAY<<

F*cklentin

February 18th, 2007 by emilcakepbanget

happy fucklentine,, maybe its too late, but never late to say it

evrything suckz

February 5th, 2007 by emilcakepbanget

f***in senior are sucks
damn u,
why dont you shut your f***** mouth.
and get lost

Kelemahan Wanita Menurut Montir

January 29th, 2007 by emilcakepbanget

Kelemahan Wanita Menurut Montir

1. Banyak Tonjolan,tidak Aerodinamis
2. Biaya Perawatan Mahal
3. Input Dan Output Terlalu Dekat
4. Bila Dinaiki Berisik